Wednesday, June 18, 2008

How to Ruin A Marathon

From The Onion: How to Ruin A Marathon

Teaser:
"After you've been ruining a marathon for a couple hours, your body will
just take over and you won't even realize that you're spoiling the day for
everyone. I call that getting in the "ruiner's zone." It's like my arms and legs
could just keep dumping buckets of cooking oil off a highway overpass forever."

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